GASP! actual, real live pictures? no wayyyyyy

TRUTH. Here is a picture dump of some serious and some silly outfits as of late. I've been going to a lot of goth nights in Boston with my partner in crime, Jenny. We get all dressed up and hang out with people who like to whip each other. It's fun, even though I'm definitely not the goth-est person on the planet. Oh well. We even go-go danced one night, which was an experience! :)



this is from go-go-ing.... we were supposed to dress up like Wednesday Addams... which is hard to do, when you're platinum blonde.
this is from forever ago... St. Patrick's Day? haha. pretend it's current.
wedding outfit. This dress used to be a maxi dress (remember like last year when I originally posted it because I wore it to a different wedding? yay recycling.) but i shortened it and gave it a bustle. Still no good pictures of that part. Derrrr
this is a better picture of the top of it. and my second favorite pair of twinzzzz! (first favorite pair are my brothers-in-law ;))
yes, this is a drag queen. Jizzelle Amore. yessssss

another goth night. I wish you could see the epic boots I was wearing, I borrowed them from Jenny! They were so rad.



That was so much less cool than I thought it would be. Bummer.

polyvore hahaha

10/10/09 <3 by elyssajo featuring Oscar de la Renta dresses

This is what my wedding will be like, once i magically turn into Kate Hudson. OK, I just want my hair to look like hers, whatever.

Maleficent by elyssajo featuring Fendi

I was watching this thing on Food Network about making cakes that look like Disney Villains, and they didn't make a Maleficent one and I am so bummed about that, so I made a polyvore instead, haha. I'm weird.

ugh

i never write in this poor neglected little bloggy anymore! truthfully, it's mostly due to laziness but also due to the fact that i dress modestly and professionally at work, and let's face it folks, that's not something this blog has ever been about.

i have to cover all my tattoos at work which means in the summer a lot of 3/4 sleeve shirts and blazers and dress pants and trying desperately to pass off black jeans as suitable professional attire. i stay creative/sane y wearing the most obscenely strange accessories i can dream up at the time, but i generally find myself looking painfully typical. i'll get better at it i know, i'm just in a rut of trying to figure out what i can get away with, which isn't so bad save for the part where it makes some outfits a winner and others a disgusting loser never to be spoken of again. for example: maxi dress with long grampa cardigan - miss. perfect cropped mens trousers with slinky tee and huge heels and blazer - win. some i'll repeat, some... i'll to continue to drink away.

i'm going to try to get better about capturing the good ones, i'm pretty awful at remembering to take a picture/being trusted to remember to actually editresizeupload them.

i'm much better at photobooth, which is godawful for capturing outfits with. even worse when you live in the batcave and the inside never sees the light of day.